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The Collective Maturity of Pin
What Cori Wants, She Gets 
29th-Jan-2007 06:26 pm
stock: ohhhhhh~! kitty cat
Okay – Cori wanted Pin spam.

Let’s do a drabble thing! I drabble, you drabble and on it goes until we’ve amassed Pin drabbles by the bucket load. Good plan, y/y?

Actually, I was going to make this into something longer, but it can be sacrificed for Pin spam for now. Also, someone write that Bleach/JE crossover, I beg you.


“Tsurara-chan!”

“Akanishi-kun! What are you doing here?”

“Why visiting my beautiful cousin of course!”

In the middle of having lunch, Kurosaki pauses, annoyed. He gets up and pokes his head around his front door to see what all the damn noise is for. There’s a tall and pretty boy standing outside Yoshida’s front door, leaning in to hug her enthusiastically while exclaiming about how he almost got run over by a speeding car on the way to Tsurara-chan’s apartment.

He spots Kurosaki eavesdropping on their conversation and waves. “Is this your neighbour Tsurara-chan? Hi!” he says. “I’ll be your neighbour too!”

“Akanishi-kun, what– ”

Kurosaki firmly decides that the boy looks stupid and slams the door shut on him.


ETA: Okay. My tenses suck. No need to tell me I fail.
Comments 
31st-Jan-2007 01:37 am (UTC)
This began as an attempt to write Pin where Yamapi tops. It failed. I also borrowed from Korea (the Monster Yamapeen is so totally canon). And... that's about it. PIN FOR THE WIN.

~

They had seen each other with little or no clothes on before, of course, but other than subconsciously informing Jin's mind of what images to supply during those kind of dreams, Jin had never really paid close attention to Yamapi's body-parts.

He had the vague impression of It being large, but he was mentally unprepared when faced with the reality of it two and a half weeks after Jin and Yamapi decided that yes, they did, in fact, both have extremely un-platonic thoughts about the other on a regular basis and that this might be a good indication of a) their sexual orientation, b) they both wanted to do very bad things to their mutual best friends not called Ryo-chan or U-kun or in any way or form turtle-shaped, and c) confirmed their stupidity for not having realised all this earlier.

It was one thing to compare size as any teenage boys were prone to do and acknowledge there was a clear winner before starting a water fight in the onsen while making lewd jokes. It was quite another to contemplate it from the angle Jin was currently in.

Jin shrieked and ran away, locking himself in the bathroom and refusing to come out until Yamapi promised to put it away.

Yamapi sighed and knocked on the door.

"Jin, I get that you're nervous. I am too-"

"This isn't me being nervous, Yamapi! This is me saying 'no way'!"

"Jin-!" Yamapi was cut off by the door creaking open and Jin emerging, eyes dark and pupils dilated. Yamapi wasn't sure if it was from alcohol or –

"Yamapi, look at it! It's a – a – a monster!"

- ah. Fear, then.

"That's what preparation is for, you idiot," said Yamapi, exasperated.

"There is not enough lube in the world, Pi," answered Jin resolutely, ashen-faced.

They had negotiated hectic work schedules, restrained urges to jump each other in corridors, and waited until they were indoors.

I'm not going to give up at the last hurdle, thought Yamapi with determination, as insurmountable as it may seem, he amended when he looked down and considered the 'hurdle' in question.

As Yamapi comforted a traumatised Jin, patting his back absent-mindedly, he began to plot.

~
31st-Jan-2007 03:01 am (UTC)
Part b took me forever to parse, but that's probably just because I'm dumb. At any rate, this was very amusing. But aww, poor Pi.
31st-Jan-2007 03:26 am (UTC)
MOO, YOU DIDN'T, YOU - ALAKJKLSJLAKJLKJLSJLAK - AHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG, I LOVE YOU! ♥ ♥ ♥ MONSTERPEEN SENDS FEAR EVEN INTO JIN, OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

OH, DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IS DOES? PI PLOTS AND THERE'S PLOTFIC? AND SMUT, OF COURSE THERE'S SMUT RIGHT?

*FLAILS*
31st-Jan-2007 03:31 am (UTC)
:D ILU TOO! ♥

...D: No! Failed attempt! Means I failed before I got to the smut because sldgnjfgn the MONSTERPEEN! Poor Jin! I couldn't do that to him! (and the 'plot' part was inspired by Ilana's plot to infiltrate the Jimusho so the idols stop wearing clothes - but there's no, er, plotfic *shuffles feet in shame*)
31st-Jan-2007 03:46 am (UTC)
YES YOU CAN! ♥ WE'VE DONE TO WORST TO HIM (wait, have we?)
31st-Jan-2007 07:51 am (UTC)
Worse than the Great and Terrible Power of the Monster Yamapeen? *doubtful look*
31st-Jan-2007 07:52 am (UTC)
HOW IS THAT A BAD THING ANYWAY? THINK OF THE SEX - IT'LL BE AMAZING And Jin'll limp for days and that'll be hilarious
31st-Jan-2007 07:53 am (UTC)
...you're cruel. Why do you hate Jin so!? D:
31st-Jan-2007 07:58 am (UTC)
I live to torture those I love
31st-Jan-2007 08:56 am (UTC)
I know I already commented, but I agree that you should continue! Jin can flail like a girl the entire time Yamapi is carrying out his plot, but in the end he'll like it. It'll make for great fic. You know you want to write it...

*harmless!*
31st-Jan-2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
SO THATS WHAT IT WAS FOR.

ILU MOO. ♥ ♥ ♥

1st-Feb-2007 11:53 am (UTC)
XD yep. I tried and tried and tried to come up with a word that adequately described the Yamapeen, and 'monster' was the best one. ♥
1st-Feb-2007 05:59 am (UTC)
Continue!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeease? *bats eyelashes and makes pouty face*
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