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The Collective Maturity of Pin
What Cori Wants, She Gets 
29th-Jan-2007 06:26 pm
stock: ohhhhhh~! kitty cat
Okay – Cori wanted Pin spam.

Let’s do a drabble thing! I drabble, you drabble and on it goes until we’ve amassed Pin drabbles by the bucket load. Good plan, y/y?

Actually, I was going to make this into something longer, but it can be sacrificed for Pin spam for now. Also, someone write that Bleach/JE crossover, I beg you.


“Tsurara-chan!”

“Akanishi-kun! What are you doing here?”

“Why visiting my beautiful cousin of course!”

In the middle of having lunch, Kurosaki pauses, annoyed. He gets up and pokes his head around his front door to see what all the damn noise is for. There’s a tall and pretty boy standing outside Yoshida’s front door, leaning in to hug her enthusiastically while exclaiming about how he almost got run over by a speeding car on the way to Tsurara-chan’s apartment.

He spots Kurosaki eavesdropping on their conversation and waves. “Is this your neighbour Tsurara-chan? Hi!” he says. “I’ll be your neighbour too!”

“Akanishi-kun, what– ”

Kurosaki firmly decides that the boy looks stupid and slams the door shut on him.


ETA: Okay. My tenses suck. No need to tell me I fail.
Comments 
30th-Jan-2007 03:09 am (UTC) - WHOA, I'M LIEK, IN LOVE, FOR REALZ!
OMG!!!! KUROSAGI, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, BEHBEI!!! AND OMG, ALL THE FICLETS IN THE COMMENTS, AAAAAAHHHH, I WANT TO TOO!!!!!!! Kurokurokurokuro!!!
&heart;&heart;

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Kurosaki had, at first, firmly refused to let Tsurara's cousin rent a room, giving the excuse that there were none to be lent out. However, just because fate hated him and everything, his other three tenants handing in their final payments and informed Kurosaki that they would be moving out the next day.

And of course Tsurara would overhear.

"Jin, guess what! There are open rooms!!" She smiled excitedly at Jin who was incoherent back.

Kurosaki officially hated Yoshida. She was probably the most stupidest person on the earth, and she was seriously rivaling her annoying friend 'IT'.

Kurosaki still refused to give the moron a room, and "there was nothing he could do to change his mind, sorry,". But Tsurara apparently really wanted a friend ("Stupid female"), so she attempted sweet-talk, bribery, and, eventually, threats. (Of course he was going to cave in if she told that freak-cop everything about him, including his handcuff fetish his secret stash of questionable material about #$%^#% # stuff he didn't know she knew.)

But Kurosaki wasn't willing to give in just yet.

"You do realize," Kurosaki drawled, blocking Tsurara's way to entering her apartment, "that I'm raising the price next month?"

Tsurara smiled. "I know."

Next thing Kurosaki knew was that Tsurara was going on a trip with it, and for some damned reason, she was leaving stupid behind.

"Hey!" Kurosaki ignored the smiling figure above his head and walked up the stairs to his own living quarters with out acknowledging the other's presence. "Hey, hey, hey!!"

Kurosaki continued to ignore the other.

Jin wasn’t liking being ignored, so he playfully ran up to the black-haired man and pounced.

“JESUS!” Was the only logical response Kurosaki could muster, and he found himself face-flat on the floor.

“Do you like pineapples?” Jin had nuzzled his chin into the crook of Kurosaki’s neck, and if it weren’t for the taller man’s massive weight, Kurosaki would have tossed him over the banister. And because Kurosaki was almost certain the other man wouldn’t let him up, Kurosaki decided to answer truthfully.

“Not in the least.”

“That’s weird,” came the response, and Kurosaki felt like a thousand had been lifted off his back. “Because, you really remind me of a pineapple. I guess you wouldn’t eat yourself, right?”

Kurosaki was speechless. And still flat on the ground. In pain.

He really hated Tsurara about now.

END

YEAY FOR NOT FUNNY FICLETS!!! \:D/


30th-Jan-2007 09:03 am (UTC)
AHAHAHAHHAHA - I LOVE YOU ALL ♥
30th-Jan-2007 11:55 pm (UTC)
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