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The Collective Maturity of Pin
What Cori Wants, She Gets 
29th-Jan-2007 06:26 pm
stock: ohhhhhh~! kitty cat
Okay – Cori wanted Pin spam.

Let’s do a drabble thing! I drabble, you drabble and on it goes until we’ve amassed Pin drabbles by the bucket load. Good plan, y/y?

Actually, I was going to make this into something longer, but it can be sacrificed for Pin spam for now. Also, someone write that Bleach/JE crossover, I beg you.


“Tsurara-chan!”

“Akanishi-kun! What are you doing here?”

“Why visiting my beautiful cousin of course!”

In the middle of having lunch, Kurosaki pauses, annoyed. He gets up and pokes his head around his front door to see what all the damn noise is for. There’s a tall and pretty boy standing outside Yoshida’s front door, leaning in to hug her enthusiastically while exclaiming about how he almost got run over by a speeding car on the way to Tsurara-chan’s apartment.

He spots Kurosaki eavesdropping on their conversation and waves. “Is this your neighbour Tsurara-chan? Hi!” he says. “I’ll be your neighbour too!”

“Akanishi-kun, what– ”

Kurosaki firmly decides that the boy looks stupid and slams the door shut on him.


ETA: Okay. My tenses suck. No need to tell me I fail.
Comments 
29th-Jan-2007 08:14 am (UTC) - YOU ARE A GODDESS IN MY WORLD, NITA, I LOVE YOU
Yamapi shows up on Jin’s doorstep carrying a French maid costume and wearing a self-satisfied grin.

Jin eagerly pulls him into the apartment, roughly pressing their lips together and tugging anxiously at Yamapi’s clothes. Yamapi lets him, still grinning against Jin’s mouth and helping Jin’s wandering fingers.

They make it down the hallway to the bathroom before they pause, Yamapi’s back pushed up against the wall, and Jin leans to lick at Yamapi’s neck.

“Go change in the bathroom,” Jin says breathlessly.

“No,” Yamapi says with a laugh and Jin pulls back, confused.

“Why not?” Jin asks.

“Because,” Yamapi says with a sly grin, shoving a sputtering and surprised Jin into the bathroom with the costume. “It’s in your size, dumbass.”
29th-Jan-2007 08:25 am (UTC) - WHO'S THE GODDESS HERE? I THINK IT'S YOU
“You know,” Jin said conversationally, “I think you’re a Veela.”

“What. The. Hell have you been reading?” Yamapi asked, flatly.

“Harry Potter,” Jin said proudly. “I’m on the Wiles of the Male Veela Escorts.”

“Do you even know what you’re reading?”

“Of course I do,” said Jin, offended. “It’s the story about Harry Potter and the dastardly Voldie who’s using male Veelas to conquer all of Britian. There’s love, betrayal and a lot of sex. I have thus concluded that you must be a Veela because you are similarly irresistible and very hot.”

“…okay.”

Jin looked imploringly at Yamapi. “You are a Veela. Tell me the truth! I’m your best friend.”







“I think I’m going to ignore you.”

“I can’t ignore you – that’s the problem you Veela!” Jin said and lunged at Yamapi.

“Wait – what –”

***

“Jin, let go of my pants dammit.”

“I read that male veelas are well endowed.”

“For the last time, I’m not - oh. Do that again.”

***

“See, Jin said. “I can’t resist you. You are a veela.”

Yamapi laughed fondly. “Idiot, I don’t need magic on you.”
29th-Jan-2007 08:46 am (UTC) - AHAHAHA OH GOD
*dies* God help us if Jin ever really does read Harry Potter, aaahahahahahaha.

Oh god this idea is A+, I'm so totally going to write more tomorrow.

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