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The Collective Maturity of Pin
What Cori Wants, She Gets 
29th-Jan-2007 06:26 pm
stock: ohhhhhh~! kitty cat
Okay – Cori wanted Pin spam.

Let’s do a drabble thing! I drabble, you drabble and on it goes until we’ve amassed Pin drabbles by the bucket load. Good plan, y/y?

Actually, I was going to make this into something longer, but it can be sacrificed for Pin spam for now. Also, someone write that Bleach/JE crossover, I beg you.


“Tsurara-chan!”

“Akanishi-kun! What are you doing here?”

“Why visiting my beautiful cousin of course!”

In the middle of having lunch, Kurosaki pauses, annoyed. He gets up and pokes his head around his front door to see what all the damn noise is for. There’s a tall and pretty boy standing outside Yoshida’s front door, leaning in to hug her enthusiastically while exclaiming about how he almost got run over by a speeding car on the way to Tsurara-chan’s apartment.

He spots Kurosaki eavesdropping on their conversation and waves. “Is this your neighbour Tsurara-chan? Hi!” he says. “I’ll be your neighbour too!”

“Akanishi-kun, what– ”

Kurosaki firmly decides that the boy looks stupid and slams the door shut on him.


ETA: Okay. My tenses suck. No need to tell me I fail.
Comments 
29th-Jan-2007 07:55 am (UTC)
Oh, absolutely. And Kurosaki will get down on his knees to fix something, and maybe he gets all dirty and smudged or suffers an explosion of some kind so he needs to change but there's no way he can just leave this strange idiot in his house without supervision, so he just pulls off his shirt right there -- flkdjfldjfsdfklj
29th-Jan-2007 09:47 am (UTC)
Ashfdljadljasd -

"What the hell did you do to Yoshida's stove?" Kurosaki asks, pursing his lips in displeasure and glaring at Jin.

Jin shrugs and waves a hand around carelessly. "Oh, a little bit of this, a little bit of that."

"You have no idea, do you," Kurosaki says, annoyed. He kicks Tsurara's stove and hisses angrily when something splatters on his shirt.

"Will you fix it?" Jin pleads, eyes wide and innocent.

"You're an idiot," Kurosaki says and strips off his shirt in disgust. He flings it at Jin who gapes openly as Kurosaki bends down to squint at Tsurara's stove.
29th-Jan-2007 10:22 am (UTC)
OH

KUROSAKI

YOUR PANTS ARE DIRTY TOO, BABY

*WATCHES HUNGRILY*
29th-Jan-2007 03:34 pm (UTC) - You wanted sex, so you get my first actual gay smut, aka, I should really turn this into proper fic
"You have stuff on your pants too," Jin says and lunges at Kurosaki. He backs him into the stove and they trip over Tsurara's table in the process and fall over in a heap on the ground.

"Get off me you retard," Kurosaku yells, frantically slapping at the hands undoing his pants and simultaneously trying to beat some sense into Jin by literally bashing him on the head.

"No, you really have stuff on your pants," Jin says breathlessly and sticks a hand down Kurosaki's pants.

"You - bastard," Kurosaki chokes out, his hips arching up to Jin’s and thrusting involuntarily. He gasps and tips his head back when Jin squeezes his cock and smiles down at him cockily.

“You’re hot,” Jin says, and mouths the side of his neck, trailing fingertips up Kurosaki’s throat and into his hair. “Did I ever tell you that you look a lot like my best friend?”

Kurosaki squeezes his eyes shut as Jin’s hand slides over his cock with ruthless efficiency and Jin’s mouth finds his and bites down hard on his bottom lip. He writhes under him desperately, hands scrabbling against Jin’s chest and mouth wet against his, pissed off and turned on. Jin jerks on his cock sharply and Kurosaki twists and arches and comes, shuddering and swearing and hating every moment of it.

Kurosaki opens his eyes blearily when Jin sits up.

“See, I was right,” Jin says smugly, pointing at Kurosaki’s come spattered jeans. “You do have stuff on your pants.”

"You're so annoying. Will you just shut up already." Kurosaki says and pulls Jin down to him and kisses him fiercely.


I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE BOYSMUT
29th-Jan-2007 04:46 pm (UTC) - Re: You wanted sex, so you get my first actual gay smut, aka, I should really turn this into proper
when Jin squeezes his cock and smiles down at him cockily

Slightly bad choice of words there...

But otherwise, yay! Congratulations on your first boysmut, with an added bonus of Jin being annoying and Kurosaki torture! ;-)
30th-Jan-2007 01:41 am (UTC) - Re: You wanted sex, so you get my first actual gay smut, aka, I should really turn this into proper
clearly I shouldn't have been writing at 3am in the morning - normally I'd know that was a bad choice of words *head desk*
30th-Jan-2007 12:27 am (UTC)
Kurosaki squeezes his eyes shut as Jin’s hand slides over his cock with ruthless efficiency and Jin’s mouth finds his and bites down hard on his bottom lip.

gdfkgl;kdfg;ldfkgl;dfjk
30th-Jan-2007 11:42 pm (UTC) - Re: You wanted sex, so you get my first actual gay smut, aka, I should really turn this into proper
slhdfldsf you. You. *applause* ♥
4th-Feb-2007 01:01 pm (UTC) - Re: You wanted sex, so you get my first actual gay smut, aka, I should really turn this into proper
YES.

God, it's hot and angry and non-con WHAT.

pissed off and turned on
GOOD. In fact, that entire paragraph is GOOD. The whole FIC is good. But copy/pasting the whole thing might be rather pointless.

You make me feel like doing that anyway. I'll just let you imagine my flailing, because I am. Flailing.
4th-Feb-2007 01:54 pm (UTC) - Re: You wanted sex, so you get my first actual gay smut, aka, I should really turn this into proper
That was porn in 30 minutes, and I look back and there's so many things I want to rewrite and change alajklajdla - HAHA, Thank you anyway! ♥

I will fic these fic bits properly one day. I swear.
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