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The Pin Drabble Thing! Theme No. 5: BAD HABIT! Annoying bad… 
3rd-Mar-2007 02:41 am
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The Pin Drabble Thing!

Theme No. 5: BAD HABIT!


Annoying bad habits.

Endearing bad habits.

Knowing it's bad for you but doing it anyway.

DRINKING!  SMOKING!  JUMPING EACH OTHER MID-REHERSAL!

So many vices, so little time...

 HAVE FUN WITH IT, GUYS!
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3rd-Mar-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
"Hey. Hey Pi," Jin whispered, poking said boy insistently on his side. "Piiiiiiii..."

"Nnngrh."

Yamapi opened his eyes for a fraction of a second, looked at Jin's face, and then turned over resolutely.

There was a moment in which Jin sat and pouted, at a loss, before perking up and resuming the poking of the irritated Yamashita-shaped lump underneath their Pokemon printed sheets.

"Pi!" Jin screamed. "LOOK WHAT I GOT!"

Pi opened his mouth to say something along the liens of, "SHUT UP, YOU ASS, I ONLY HAD FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW--" but then Jin jammed a lit cigar into his mouth and he had no choice but to inhale since the idiot had plugged his nose with his fingers.

"It's chocolate flavored! Do you like it?" Jin asked excitedly, to which Pi responded by blowing smoke into the baka's face.









I FAIL AT DRABBLES. AND PIN. D:

3rd-Mar-2007 05:08 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD NO THIS IS WONDERFUL HAHAHAHA of course Pin likes cigars, chocolate-flavored cigars, THEY PROBABLY THINK IT MAKES THEM LOOK SMART klfjidskfljk Pokemon sheets dklsfjk MARRY ME ♥ ♥ ♥
3rd-Mar-2007 04:21 am (UTC)
This really wanted to be a longer fic, but I have enough of those to work on already, so a drabble it is...


Yamapi has a bad habit. It’s not a really terrible one, as bad habits go. He’s not a drug addict or a pedophile or someone who picks his nose in public. It’s just that sometimes, when he’s feeling especially worthless and miserable, he’ll get really drunk and have sex with one of his best friends.

It’s not like Jin ever complains. He’s usually the one to suggest the drinking, and he never objects to the sex. The next day, once they’ve consumed enough water and coffee to feel human again, things go back to normal, never getting awkward, and Yamapi usually feels a little better.

The problem is, he’s not sure he wants things to go back to normal. He kind of wants this to become a regular thing (the sex, at least; maybe not the drinking), because if it’s good when he’s miserable, how much better would it be when he’s not just trying to forget his problems? But he doesn’t say anything because he’s sure Jin only sleeps with him out of pity. He’s lucky his friend will indulge him that much, and he shouldn’t push his luck. It would only end badly.

That’s why he’s surprised by what happens after Jin asks him, one evening, “Hey, are you free?”

“Sure,” Yamapi says, always willing to spend time with Jin “You want to go out?”

“Nah,” Jin replies casually. I’d rather stay in.”

Yamapi’s pretty sure he’s misinterpreting that comment, so he asks, “What?”

“I want to have sex with you,” Jin says matter-of-factly. “While you’re sober, for a change. And then I want to keep doing it whenever we can.”

Yamapi thinks about sputtering in confusion or questioning him further, but then he realizes that would be a stupid thing to do when what Jin just suggested is exactly what he wants. “Okay,” he says, trying not to sound too eager. Then he thinks that maybe this habit of his isn’t such a bad thing after all.
3rd-Mar-2007 05:22 am (UTC) - Why is this drabble so good?
Best Pin habit EVAR! ♥

This is so vnufgy aogasdaisudfyauidfasudfyasd fasdfydfasdfyauisdfasdff in a ghdauisdyasd fasdfuyasdfuiasdfasdfasud kind of way~ aietusofigsdfiogsdhdfadfugy
3rd-Mar-2007 05:23 am (UTC) - You know...
Jin's "lip thing" probably counts as a habit.

Just saying.
3rd-Mar-2007 05:59 am (UTC) - Re: You know...
That's the first thing I thought of too, and I may or may not be drabbling quite badly about it at the moment.

>_> *shifty look*
3rd-Mar-2007 06:07 am (UTC)
*

Jin kisses with his eyes open. It makes Yamapi nervous. Jin's eyes, tilted and bright and wide open, distracted him long before they ever touched one another with intent. Up close and blurry and deep as the sea, they are enough to push the breath from his lungs, so he breaks their kisses with a gasp.

Jin knows it, and he doesn't care. Yamapi gets used to it, and he closes his own eyes. He doesn't worry about the fact that Jin watches his eyelids move, his brow furrow just a little, his jaw shift as he opens his mouth fully, just before their mouths meet.

*

3rd-Mar-2007 06:10 am (UTC)
♥ Awwwwww!
3rd-Mar-2007 06:59 am (UTC) - Part 1...
I think this is really an abbreviated version of a longer fic, but I'm running late for work. >_> So semi-drabble/semi-fic it is.

Jin's fifteen when he gets the bright idea that he wants to try and seduce Yamapi.

Of course, at fifteen years old Jin's only concept of seduction comes from what he's seen on TV and what he can research in the dirty magazines his father hides from the family behind his wardrobe. He's again disadvantaged by the fact that he's full of fifteen year old boy hormones, and rather than being interested in seduction they're more interested in Jin sticking his hand down his pants late at night for some high-speed gratification as he daydreams about his best friend's pouting mouth and throwing him down on the floor at work to have his wicked way with him. But Jin's a romantic, Yamapi is his first crush, and he's determined to do this right - so he thinks seriously about it. He doesn't really think Yamapi will be interested in him washing a car like in that American movie he saw late at night, or if he dresses up in a sailor uniform with a pair of floppy socks. So, in what is for Jin a moment of inspired genius, he decides to keep it simple. He begins to lick his lips whenever their eyes meet.

It's not as great an idea as it initially seems. Two weeks in Yamapi still doesn't seem interested in him as more than a friend, and all Jin has managed to do is develop an impressive line of chapped skin around his mouth. He mournfully applies another layer of chapstick as Yamapi cheerfully and obliviously plays Mario Kart on the couch next to him. He thinks about giving up for a moment, but Yamapi is warm where his body is pressed up against Jin's arm and thigh comfortingly, so he shifts a little uncomfortably and thinks about where to go from here. Yamapi nudges him in the side, pouts up at him attractively and asks him when he plans on leaving the starting line.

He simplifies again, because if he's being realistic neither he nor Yamapi are hugely intelligent, so the simpler the better, Jin feels. He just barely pokes his tongue out now, letting it hint tantalisingly at the thought of Jin and tongue and kissing and maybe more. By the time he turns sixteen it's become a habit to do it whenever Yamapi's around and while it looks awkward at first, as he slowly grows out of gawky adolescence and into a rather attractive adult, suddenly instead of looking kind of strange, it seems really, really hot - at least, that's what his gradually building fanbase seems to think. Frustratingly (for Jin at least) Yamapi still seemingly hasn't noticed that his best friend is possibly in love with him and desperate to have sex with him.
3rd-Mar-2007 07:00 am (UTC) - Part 2
The Jimusho shuffles him into KAT-TUN, and photographers notice and begin asking Jin to do 'that tongue-thing' more and more in photo shoots. Soon it seems like everyone but Yamapi is noticing and finding it hot. Slowly, what was his genius plan to ensnare his best friend becomes common place and not really that special at all. Jin is hardly the world's most patient person and he's been trying to get Yamapi's attention for around two years now (which is practically a marathon effort on his part) and has pretty much managed to attract everyone but Yamapi. Glumly, he resigns himself to going back to the drawing board and thinking of a new plan. Maybe he should have tried car washing after all, he ponders philosophically.

Yamapi wanders into their dance studio one day while Jin's midway through practise with the rest of his group. He looks up, smiling at his friend and as their eyes meet he reflexively tongues the corner of his mouth. He's used to Yamapi grinning at him cheerfully and sitting down to wait patiently for him to finish and then both of them heading out for ramen together. When Yamapi pouts in a vaguely troubled manner and refuses to meet his eyes he's a little surprised (and maybe a little hurt). When they're finished for the day Yamapi quietly follows him home, barely responding to Jin's ramblings and enquiries.

"Pi," Jin starts off cautiously when they're inside his room and Yamapi has still barely said anything (or for that matter, even explained why he followed Jin home), "is something wrong?"

Yamapi looks at Jin. Jin looks at Yamapi. Jin, without even thinking about it, licks at the corner of his mouth.

Yamapi's eyes widen and he practically attacks Jin, pushing the older boy to the ground, straddling his waist and clumsily kissing him. Jin's pretty surprised at first - afterall, he'd always kind of assumed he'd be the one pushing Yamapi to the ground before happily molesting him, not the other way around - but can't bring himself to complain too much.

"You," Yamapi says breathlessly in between hard kisses, "shouldn't," another kiss, "stick that thing out," and another, "unless you plan on using it."

"Um." Jin responds intelligently as Yamapi gets hard to work on creating a hickey on his neck. "I can live with that, I think. But if you don't mind me asking, why are you doing your best to eat my face now when I've been trying for two years to get you to pay attention to me?"

"Bakanishi," Yamapi exclaims, pushing himself up and running fingers over his handywork below Jin's jaw, "do you think I've spent the last two years pouting at you on and off camera for the fun of it? You've been driving me insane with that habit of yours, and didn't notice me responding at all?!"

"Oh." Jin tries very hard to think with what's left of the blood in his brain. "Pi? I think we're both too dumb for seduction. Can we just skip it from now on and get straight to the sex?"

"Yes." Yamapi says seriously. "Yes, I think we can do that."

"Good." And he licks his lips.

3rd-Mar-2007 08:29 pm (UTC)
[note: not-quite-chibi!Pin...younger!Pin...?]

Whenever they both had to go to work, they would race up the stairs together. It began one day when Jin looked at Yamapi and exclaimed, “Race you!” After Jin cackled after beating his best friend, they made it a point to run together, laughing and becoming pleasantly breathless at the top.

One day it rained and Yamapi’s shoes were wearing down; he slipped near the top and Jin felt the same sharp intake of air within himself as the smaller boy pitched backwards. Jin instinctively leaned forward and put his arms out, and let that breath of air out when Yamapi tumbled into his arms and Jin miraculously did not fall over in the process. They both froze because it had happened so fast; Yamapi was thinking how lucky he was that Jin caught him, so lucky to have a good friend, and Jin was thinking that Yamapi fit perfectly in his arms, didn’t he?

Then Yamapi stepped onto the stairs properly and smiled at Jin, a smile of thanks that Jin liked immensely. Without another word, he turned and headed up the stairs, leaving Jin to marvel at how his chest tingled where Yamapi’s warm back had been.

After that day, Jin stopped racing Yamapi, though he was careful to make Yamapi think otherwise. Jin wasn’t sure which he wanted more – to keep Yamapi safe or to hold him in his arms, but he thought that if it was a drama, he could catch Yamapi again and ask, “Are you falling for me?” or maybe just kiss him in his arms. Yes, that sounded like a good idea.
3rd-Mar-2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
he could catch Yamapi again and ask, “Are you falling for me?” or maybe just kiss him in his arms. Yes, that sounded like a good idea.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH cheesy lines ftw!
3rd-Mar-2007 11:46 pm (UTC)
It's early and I fail when it's early.


"You have got to stop pulling off my shirt like that," Yamapi said one day while they were lounging around on Jin's bed, clothes half off, hair mussed.

Jin, in the middle of wrestling Yamapi's shirt off him, paused. "I what?"

"I have no buttons left on any of my shirts."

Jin frowned at the the buttons he'd ripped off and were all over his bed. He frowned harder when he switched his gaze back to Yamapi, all spred out lazily on his bed, seductive and warm against his black bedspread.

"So," Jin said slowly, "if I sew them back on for you, I can pull them off?"

Yamapi raised an eyebrow incredulously and proped himself up on his elbows, face close to Jin's. "Why the hell would you do that?"

"Why not?" Jin breathed, pushing Yamapi down again, "I get to undress you, again," he slid a hand up Yamapi's chest, "and again," he kissed Yamapi slowly and heatedly, "and again."
3rd-Mar-2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
he slid a hand up Yamapi's chest
he kissed Yamapi slowly and heatedly

NO ACTUALLY THIS WHOLE THING, OH MY GOD
all spread out lazily on his bed
*squee*
I get to undress you, again
JIN, SO SEXY, WHY
*flail*
4th-Mar-2007 11:48 pm (UTC) - I don't think this even counts as Pin D:
Jin greets Yamapi in the morning with a "Yo!" and an affectionate pat on the behind.

He then watches as Koyama hails Yamapi as "Leader-san," with a grope on the ass.

Ryo follows suit with a holler of "Momo!" from across the room and then by sticking his hand down the cleft of Yamapi's butt visible above the waistline of his pants.

Yamapi yelps and Jin frowns.

******

Jin decides to approach the subject carefully and with poise.

"Pi, I'm worried for you." He pulls Yamapi aside one day.

"I don't like the way you dress," Jin says with a disapproving shake of his head. "You're going to get yourself raped and everyone will just blame you and say you deserved it for looking like a slut."

"But don't worry." He pats Yamapi on the back reassuringly. "I'll help you because your virtue is very important to me."

Jin flashes Yamapi an endearing smile and skips off.

******

Yamapi wakes up the next morning to find Jin's face hovering disturbingly close over his and reacts by screaming like a girl.

He would have tried to regain his dignity by rolling over and at least getting dressed, if not for the fact that the pants strewn on the floor by his bed were no longer there.

"I went shopping for you yesterday," Jin chirps. "I got rid of those problematic pants and bought you these." He proceeds to whip his new purchase out of a bag.

"No, Jin." Yamapi stands firm. "Just no."

******

Thirty minutes and two wrestling matches later, Jin escorts Yamapi out of his apartment, exclaiming over how good he looks in his new clothes.

******

"Why are you wearing overalls today?" Koyama asks curiously. "They look frumpier than your usual tastes."

Jin glowers menacingly. Koyama shrieks and arms himself with a human shield in the form of a surprised Shige.

"Mo – " Ryo cuts his morning greeting short and tilts his head in perplexity. "What is that?"

Jin half beams and half glares in warning. "It's Pi's new wardrobe. You like it?"

"Yeah. Yeah, it's good." Ryo crosses over and yanks hard on Yamapi's suspenders. He presses a loud kiss on Yamapi's lips as he tips over and flails. "Quite useful really."

Ryo smirks, while Jin fumes.

******

Yamapi wakes up the following morning to find Jin in his room again.

"Guess what I got for you this time?" Jin then digs around in his bag without waiting for an answer. "I thought about getting you a veil, but that's too girly, isn't it?"

"Aha!" Jin pulls out a ski mask and advances on Yamapi.

"It'll go perfectly with the overalls!"
5th-Mar-2007 01:03 am (UTC) - Re: I don't think this even counts as Pin D:
BUT IT DOES BECAUSE OF JIN'S SHEER STUPID OKAY :DDD!

Oh my God, what the hell with the Pi being everyone's groping toy D: I felt bad but then decided he liked it so it was ok.

RYO. AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA /DIES

Jin's massive stupid makes everything x5 better.

As does little mentions of Koyato. ;DDD

I abuse this icon so much.
6th-Mar-2007 11:37 pm (UTC)
ok it has become custom for me to post 2 drabbles a week. So one has to be the lame one, and one is the not-lame one. Which one is this?

“See, Jin?” Yamapi calls as he stirs the pot. “I told you we couldn’t mess up broccoli and cheese soup.”

Jin’s only reply is to step behind Yamapi and wrap his arms around his friend’s waist with a “mm-hmm” before pressing a slow kiss to the curve of Yamapi’s neck. His breath hitches before he turns to give Jin a reproachful look. “It’s almost done, Jin, jeeze. Aren’t you hungry? I am!”

Jin groans inwardly, knowing that once Yamapi has his mind set on food, very little can distract him. But he has needs too! “Yeah, I’m hungry,” he says, dropping his voice to bedroom level. “But not for soup.” He slides his hands into the man’s back pockets and enjoys the squeak that ensues.

“Jin!” Yamapi frowns, a little exasperated, though he makes no move to push the taller man away.

“I can’t help it!” Jin finally wails, waving his hands around almost dramatically. “You look so good in the kitchen, and I like aprons; I can’t help it if I want to jump you!”

“I guess you’re just going to have to work on that habit,” Yamapi sighs, shaking the spoon condescendingly at Jin. “Because the last time you interrupted me when I was cooking, we had to spend hours cleaning up the mess. And this soup is too good to waste, okay.”

“It was worth it,” Jin grumbles to himself.

“Besides-”

“Is it ready yet?” Ryo inquires upon entering the kitchen. “Or did stupid here manage to mess it up during the two minutes I was in the bathroom?” He gives Jin a pointed look.

Jin pouts. Ryo ignores him; instead watching Yamapi as he sips some soup from the spoon “Yeah, it’s good,” Yamapi reports, licking his lips before giving them a satisfied smile. “Want a taste?”

“Okay,” Ryo smirks, bypassing the utensil Yamapi holds out to him. Instead, he raises a hand to the back of Yamapi’s head to pull him closer as he presses their lips together, pushing his tongue in search of the flavor in other man’s mouth.

Jin’s mouth opens and closes.

“Pretty good. Creamy,” Ryo remarks nonchalantly, breaking away from a wide-eyed Yamapi.

Jin shrieks.

i. Ryo lets his hands wander around Yamapi’s hips to untie the apron in the back, tossing it carelessly to the side. “You know what else is creamy?” he asks with a crafty smile before unbuttoning Yamapi’s pants.

Yamapi gulps.

ii. “What. He looks cute in an apron.”

“I KNOW!” Jin shrieks again, flailing in irritation. “I”VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE A MOVE ON HIM ALL DAY!”

“Which makes the score: Ryo, five, Jin, zero.”

“Why is it five?” Jin pouts. “It’s only one.”

“I get bonus points just for being me,” Ryo smirks.

I have sekrit ryopi needs
7th-Mar-2007 02:31 am (UTC)
*GLEES!!* THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE WINNING ONE! (Not that the other one does not XD)

RYO FOR THE WIN!! Seriously XD And both endings are totally A++! Ryo should definitely get extra points for being himself!

Ryo is taking over the drabbles. Where is the Pin love?

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