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It's Friday! The Pin Drabble Thing! Since Valentine's Day is… 
9th-Feb-2007 09:43 pm
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It's Friday!

The Pin Drabble Thing!

Since Valentine's Day is coming up...

Theme No.2: CHOCOLATE!

♥ ♥ ♥

Show Pin some love!



ETA: darkeyedwolf has kindly uploaded mood music to enhance your Pin-drabbling experience.

TegoMassu's Chokoletto!
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13th-Feb-2007 06:22 am (UTC) - Crude and totally unrefined, but that's how boys are.
Because Jin plus fire does not equal a good thing, Pi has never acquiesced to Jin's requests of cooking in Pi's kitchen, no matter how many times Jin pushed his bottom lip out in that ridiculously retarded way of his.

That is, until now.

Pi blames Jin's gyrating hips. They are a gift from hell, those hips, and Jin, that arrogant fucker, knows how far a tiny swivel can get him.

"It's for Valentine's Day," Jin tells him excitedly.

"It'll be romantic, I promise," Jin says, placing a curved hand on his chest.

Oh yeah? It might just be him, but Pi doesn't find kitchen cleaning romantic. There are chocolate smears everywhere, and God knows how Jin managed to get chocolate on the ceiling but he did, and Pi has a migraine knocking on the back of his head like an annoying saleswoman selling cosmetics.

"Jin," Pi starts, placing his elbows on the counter and rubbing his eyes, "I think it's time to stop now."

"Not yet." Jin frowns. His tongue is sticking out in concentration. "Almost done."

"No, now. It looks like a baby projected diarrhea everywhere."

"It smells good, though. I want to lick your kitchen walls."

"Seriously, it looks like there's shit smeared all over. Terribly unromantic. Jin, I know you don't have a lot of brain cells left from all that hairspray- Jin. Jin! Look at me when I'm talking to you, or I swear-"

"Done!" Jin turns to him triumphantly. He proudly displays his monstrous creation and Pi looks at it in horror.

"A chocolate sculpture. Of mountains and a river, no less. How the hell is this romantic?! Fuck, I knew I shouldn't have opened the door for you." Pi bangs his head on the counter repeatedly.

"No, no, see, these are your man boobs," Jin points to two gigantic mounds, "And this thing nestled between your boobs is my penis! Sexy, huh?" Jin waggles his eyebrows suggestively.

Pi's mouth hangs open.

"You're kidding. Oh my God, please tell me your kidding."

Jin shakes his head. "Is it that bad?" He looks down and sniffs sadly.

Pi sighs. "Look, that's at least a D-cup. I'm a C, okay? C. And your cock is not that big, I'm sorry. I'm bigger than you."

"It's just-" Jin pouts. Uh-oh. Not good. Pi starts inching away from the kitchen. "I want to try this tonight! I thought, maybe, if you saw how sexy it looked in chocolate, then maybe you'd say yes and I could fuck your boobs."

"No."

"Please? Pretty please with cherries on top?" Jin clasps his hands together and bats his eyelashes.

"No." And Pi bolts for the door.

"Wait! I'll wear the purple pants for you!"

Pi stops and turns around. "You will?" His eyes widen. One of his fucked up dreams come true! Score!

Jin nods.

Pi grins widely at him. "Okay! Deal?" he holds his arm out for a handshake.

"Deal," Jin says as their hands connect to form a crooked heart.

So maybe letting Jin in his kitchen may not be such a bad thing, after all.

13th-Feb-2007 06:32 am (UTC) - I love my boys!
WTF SO RANDOM
but no, I really liked it :D Bakanishi ♥
13th-Feb-2007 06:39 am (UTC) - They're awesome like pandas!
I KNOW, BUT I'M ALWAYS RANDOM AND IDK HOW TO UNRANDOM MYSELF

Thanks~ Jin needs to come back right now so him and Pi can have stupid!sex again. =D
14th-Feb-2007 04:02 am (UTC) - Re: Crude and totally unrefined, but that's how boys are.
This is so very very awesome!

... purple pants like Pi's GYM pants? Ha! I knew those Thai massages gave Pi kinky ideas about them XD
14th-Feb-2007 02:29 pm (UTC) - Re: Crude and totally unrefined, but that's how boys are.
Thanks!

...Yes. Those pants. =DDD
17th-Feb-2007 05:31 am (UTC)
Jin, I know you don't have a lot of brain cells left from all that hairspray-

Ahahaha!
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