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Another drabble thing... 
2nd-Feb-2007 10:21 pm
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Following the success of the drabble thing wintersjuly set at the beginning of the week, I thought we should make it a weekly thing.

So here is is!

The Pin Drabble Thing!

Theme No.1: BONDAGE!

Knock yourselves out!

No restrictions! Any length, any combination of Yamapi and Jin (including drama characters),
everyone is welcome (yes, that means you too, anony!mouse),
anything remotely Pin-y, all week long.

... and after that uninspired intro, go forth and spam!

PIN FOR THE WIN!
Comments 
2nd-Feb-2007 11:14 pm (UTC)
Excellent name Moo. *grins*

Will ninja back with drabble in a sec!
2nd-Feb-2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
... as Mer said - it's not about the title, it's about the content! Yes, I'm lazy, and I couldn't think of a better one.

I'm on the edge of my seat!
3rd-Feb-2007 01:32 am (UTC)
Jin’s computer beeped, saying he had an e-mail from Yamapi. He opened it up, expecting something pointless but amusing, then gasped in shock when he saw a picture of a scene of torture, a poor innocent tied to Yamapi’s bedposts. It seems that Neko-chan ran away, the message said. I’m afraid I’ll have to punish her.

Bastard! he sent back. How did you get Neko-chan? What are you going to do to her? Yamapi knew perfectly well that he’d had that stuffed animal since he was about the same size as her. They had a bond, such that he couldn’t bear to get rid of her even now that he was an adult.

The next e-mail showed Yamapi’s hand holding scissors dangerously close to Neko-chan’s ear. Just how far are you willing to go to save her? the text read.

Jin dug around for his cell phone and dialed Yamapi’s number. “Why are you doing this?” he cried, not even waiting for Yamapi to speak. “What do you want me to do?”

“You have pictures of me on your computer,” Yamapi said evenly (although Jin was sure he was enjoying this).

“Yes...”

“Delete them all. I’ll know if you lie.” Yamapi was doing that ‘don’t mess with me’ voice he’d learned for dramas. It was kind of hot.

Jin frantically searched his computer, deleting the pictures in question, and possibly half his photo library in the process. He didn’t hesitate, even when he got to the one where Yamapi had this murderous look on his face that Jin thought, in context, was the hottest thing he’d ever seen. “Okay, I did it. Now give me back Neko-chan!”

“That’s not enough,” Yamapi said, voice all low and threatening. “You have to come and get her. And I might have to punish you instead...”

“I’ll be right over!” Jin hung up and practically ran out the door. Neko-chan needed saving after all.
3rd-Feb-2007 01:35 am (UTC)
Anonymous
*fangirl voice* Write more! Write more!
3rd-Feb-2007 06:55 am (UTC) - Semi-inspired by the above thread. Or something.
Yamapi opened his door to find Ryo holding an envelope. Ryo pushed his way into Yamapi's apartment, shoving the envelope into his arms as he did so. He took a seat on Yamapi's couch, and with a laugh, said, "Your boyfriend loves you. He's also an idiot."

Yamapi was about to offer Ryo something to drink when the implication of Ryo's words kicked in. "...boyfriend?" he asked.

"Yeah," Ryo said, leaning back into the cushions and making himself at home. "Your boyfriend."

Yamapi shifted uncomfortably. "I don't..."

Ryo's eyes twinkled. "You're lying." He gestured to the envelope.

Yamapi examined it for the first time and recognized the handwriting immediately. It was for him even though the address was Ryo's. The side of the envelope was torn open. Whatever Jin had sent him, Ryo had already seen.

"What are you waiting for?" Ryo asked.

Yamapi took a deep breath and pulled out a piece of paper and a set of six photographs. The paper read, "Hi. I'm hot." Under it was taped a sewing pin with an equals sign and a heart drawn to its right. "Bakanishi," Yamapi muttered under his breath and shifted the paper to the back of the pile to look at the photos.

The first photo, which was obviously taken by Jin himself at arm's length, featured Jin grinning at the camera like an idiot. In the second, Jin looked away from the camera and most of the photo was taken up by Jin's bare chest. In the third, Jin somehow misplaced his pants, and in the fourth, Jin lay on his bed running the hand that wasn't holding the camera through his hair. In the fifth photo, handcuffs suddenly appeared.

As for the sixth photo, Yamapi stared at it for a very long time. He felt his throat go dry and closed his eyes, groaning at the thought of Jin--

Ryo cleared his throat. "What were you saying about not having a boyfriend?"

Yamapi's eyes went wide. He opened his mouth to offer some sort of logical explanation, but Ryo cut him off.

"Look, I don't care if you and that idiot are screwing. Just tell him not to send your mail to me." Ryo glanced around Yamapi's apartment and shrugged casually. "Unless, you know, he wants to."
3rd-Feb-2007 08:12 am (UTC) - Re: Semi-inspired by the above thread. Or something.
Eeeeeeeeeee! It was a Pin pin!

Cameo!Ryo! Pin hiding their loooooooove from the world! I WANT MORE, PLEASE. RyoPin! They can idk gang up on him, and he can be snarky, and they can make use of those handcuffs.

... how did Jin get out of the handcuffs by himself!?
3rd-Feb-2007 04:50 pm (UTC) - Re: Semi-inspired by the above thread. Or something.
Ohhhh, slick Jin. Way to mix up the addresses. XD

God, that's AWESOME.

And Ryo! PIN community, but like... Ninja Ryo strikes again. Brilliant, as usual. *throws sparklies*
3rd-Feb-2007 04:30 pm (UTC) - Care for the Injured
Anonymous
May not make total sense, but let's pretend. :)





"It's nothing. It'll be fine in a minute. Really, I don't need that," Jin whined. Yamapi insisted and shoved him down into a chair.

---------

"I don't know how you managed to twist your ankle. It's not like you were even moving."

"Shut up," Jin grumbled. He glared down at the top of Yamapi's head. "And it doesn't even hurt anymore." He sat in silence for a moment and then continued, pouting.

"...as if you've never done the same thing."

Yamapi glanced up from where he was carefully winding an ace bandage around Jin's ankle and smirked.

"Have I?"

Jin didn't like that oh-so-innocent look in Yamapi's eyes. He narrowed his own.

"Wait a minute..."

"Oh! Look at the time. I've gotta run," Yamapi said, snapping the last clip on the bandage to keep it in place. He quickly stood up and backpedaled to the door. "See you later!"

Forgetting his ankle, Jin rose quickly from his seat.

"Hey, what-" and promptly crashed onto his face, chair on top of him, still tied securely to his leg. Yamapi howled with glee and disappeared. Jin could hear his laughter trailing behind him as he ran down the hall. He shouted after him.

"I'm injured, you fucker! GET BACK HERE!"

...

"Pi! You bastard!"
3rd-Feb-2007 07:05 pm (UTC) - Re: Care for the Injured
*laughs* Poor, poor Jin. He thought Yamapi was taking care of him and then look what happened? That was funny.
8th-Feb-2007 09:16 pm (UTC) - Re: Less with the Ryo. More with the making out.
I like the image of Jin chasing after Yamapi XD And the 'oh-so-innocent' look ;D

Great!
3rd-Feb-2007 07:14 pm (UTC)
It wasn't everyday that Jin woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of someone breaking into his apartment.

It wasn't everyday that Jin got to put his anti-breaking-and-entering-people baseball bat and nylon rope to good use.

It certainly wasn't everyday that Jin then flicked on the lights to find his best friend tied-up and unconscious on his living room floor, with a red bruise blossoming on his forehead.

And so, Jin did the only logical thing he could think of and pulled off Yamapi's pants.

It was perfectly rational in Jin's mind. Yamapi was going to be pissed when he woke up. That was a given. But he would hardly be as pissed as he could be if he were pantless and still tied-up. Besides, groping, as well as other methods of placating an angry Yamapi, were more easily administered without pants present and with ropes still in place.

Jin was so lost in his thoughts that he jumped to see Yamapi's eyes open and staring straight at him.

"Who are you?"

"Bwah?" Jin answered intelligently.

"Who am I? ... and why am I pantless?"
3rd-Feb-2007 07:41 pm (UTC)
Well, that could be a bit awkward. *laughs* That was really funny. Now what happens next?
10th-Feb-2007 03:10 am (UTC)
One last lame drabble before the week is over XD

Yamapi carefully studied the banana in his hands.

Jin's voice droned on over the phone. "... Your eyes are like the limpid pools of nectar. Your lips are like the swollen juicy cherries. We have a wonderful bondage."

"We have a wonderful bondage?" Yamapi repeated in English.

"We have a wonderful bondage," Jin confirmed.

"So why are you telling me this again?" The banana was long and yellow and did not transmit light when held up to the sun.

"I told you, we're writing love poems in class. I thought you'd want to hear mine." Yamapi could practically see Jin huffing on the other end of the phone line.

The banana was begging to be eaten. "I didn't catch any of it besides the last line."

"Well then, maybe you should come study English too."

Yamapi sighed and ate his banana.

******

Jin never understood why his poem wasn't received with awe and acclaim when he read it in class the next day. All he received instead were a couple of muffled snickers when he reached the end.

A week later, Jin found a package from Yamapi waiting for him on his doorstep. It contained a hastily written note resting on top of a pair of handcuffs that sat snuggly in a nest of silk handkerchiefs ... and a plastic banana.

******

"'Since you like bondage so much, you might as well put these to good use. Don't forget to send pictures.'" Jin read off the note.

Yamapi hummed in agreement and in appreciation for his idea.

"When did I say I like bondage?"

"If I remember correctly, you told me just last week that we had a ‘wonderful bondage.'" Yamapi carefully wrapped his tongue around the last two English words.

"Yeah, in that ‘kienai kono kizuna' way."

Yamapi laughed into the phone. "That's not what you said. I've hung around with Golf and Mike enough to know that much."

Jin thought long and hard, and decided to ignore whatever Yamapi was implying. "So what does it mean? Bondage."

"Look it up yourself. And I'm glad that Kame inspired kink. I might even have to thank him for it."

******

Yamapi received an email from Jin later that night.

I looked it up. At least I know why people were laughing in class now. I still don't know what that banana is for, but I put the stuff to good use. I couldn't figure out how to tie myself up, so I had to improvise.

Yamapi clicked on the attached photo and promptly choked. The picture featured Jin's penis with one of the silk handkerchiefs tied around it like a cape and with a face drawn on the tip with black marker. The plastic banana sat alongside it with a similar cape and smiley face. On the bottom was a sloppily photoshopped caption of "The Adventures of Peen-Man and his Faithful Sidekick, Phallic Fruit-Boy!"

(Even after two days, Jin still mourned the fact that he had used permanent marker on himself. It was a bitch to get off and scrubbing down there hurt dammit!)
10th-Feb-2007 03:29 am (UTC)
...and you said this was a LAME drabble?! WHAT. ARE YOU INSANE.

There was Jingrish and kizuna and Akame hints and PHOTOS OF SUPERHERO PEENS. ♥
10th-Feb-2007 03:39 am (UTC)
"We have a wonderful bondage?" Yamapi repeated in English.

"We have a wonderful bondage," Jin confirmed.


LANA, I LOVE YOU.
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